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Canadian Nightmare
JESUS CHRIST
WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST
The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
Woo woo, motherfucker!
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
My question is who the fuck got close enough to record this
Nope
A team of scientists recorded the cries of 60 newborns: 30 born into French-speaking families and 30 that heard German. And they found that French infants wail on a rising note [baby cry sound] while the Germans favor a falling melody [baby cry sound]. Those patterns match the rhythms of their native languages.
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can turians digest salt because garrus sure is serving a lot of it
>>Artwork by towardblue<<
>>Art and dub based off of this post (x) by hugahalf-elf with tags by dusterluster<<
Tali was by totalspiffage
Garrus and Kaidan by lightgetsout
Batman Arkham Knight. Unlockable from the in-game gallery.
Credited concept art department from Rocksteady:
Albert Feliu Gomis: lead character artist
Lee Oliver: senior concept artist
Jody Sargent: senior environment artist
Philly fucking up
The Gang Destroys the Canadian Ambassador
Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.
You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than “design” them




